主题: 玩笑=对联

             情已欠费爱已停机 缘分不在服务区

             思无应答想也占线 感情不能再充电

                          横批 

                    心若移动 如何联通 

                    假名 假姓 假地址

                    骗吃 骗喝 骗感情

                         横批

                       愿者上钩

                    爱国 爱家 爱师妹

                    防火 防盗 防师兄

                         横批

                       恋爱自由

                   看背影急煞千军万马

                   转过头吓退百万雄师

                        横批

                      我的妈呀

           忆往昔 红米饭 南瓜汤 老婆一个 孩子一帮

           看今朝 白米饭 王八汤 孩子一个 老婆一帮

                        横批

                      与时俱进

               男生 女生 穷书生 生生不息  

               初恋 热恋 婚外恋 恋恋不舍

                         横批

                       生无可恋

             男出上联   空有一身牛劲 无地可耕

             女对下联   枉闲两亩良田 等人来犁

                          横批

                        浪费可耻